larnbey:

ready to start the day

(via cummabis)

Timestamp: 1411322470

First day of school

  • teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
  • me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here

ggdub:

Cherry bomb 🍒 #ggdub
{ @cherry420 } #girlsgoneweed #ggdublife #wickedpipe #californialivin #stoned #passionatepotheads #goodvibes #keepitlit #motivatedstoners #ganjaforlife #itsalifestyle #stayhigh

Timestamp: 1410724970

(Source: , via dabcandycannabis)

Timestamp: 1410724782

setbabiesonfire:

Because, afterall, who knows the most? Who knows the best?

Not philosophers.

Not professors.

Not scientists.

Cops.

Cops know the most and cops know the best. At least, that’s what cops think of cops.

Hardcore show,when the beatdown’s in.

(Source: gifyoutube.com)

Timestamp: 1410537483

Anonymous:
what drugs have you done

h0odrich:

nice try mom

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

(Source: iraffiruse, via greendayloveharrypotter)

Timestamp: 1410177862

Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet

literal-dragons:

that-god-awful-celine-dion-song:

goodnight-sammy:

image

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Before 2003…just for clarification

(via thatweirdfandomgirl)