First day of school
- teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
- me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
Because, afterall, who knows the most? Who knows the best?
Cops know the most and cops know the best. At least, that’s what cops think of cops.
what drugs have you done
nice try mom
Reblog if you were alive when Pluto was a planet
Before 2003…just for clarification